Where Kweens Rule

This blog is for basically anything amusing I find on here whether that be dick jokes or boobs. I enjoy both and hope you do too :) (yellowbirdsang is meh instagram)

Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever tried tipping you with something other than money?


Yeah, Canadian money.


becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

What have you done o.o

(via humorstop)


I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via humorstop)