Where Kweens Rule

This blog is for basically anything amusing I find on here whether that be dick jokes or boobs. I enjoy both and hope you do too :) (yellowbirdsang is meh instagram)

dornishjedi:

lauriehalseanderson:

profeminist:

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Angry? Register, vote and hold your elected officials accountable.

Still angry? Donate to public school classrooms in need of help. 

STILL angry? Good! Thank you! Stay fired up! Contact your local school district and pay off cafeteria debts so kids can eat breakfast and lunch again, the way the amazing Ashley Ford did. 

Make resistance to evil, corruption, and greed a healthy part of your life every single day for as long as it takes.

Run for the local school boards, too.

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bombing:
“ because of all of your incessant tendencies to turn normal everyday things into so called “memes” i can no longer safely find out whether or not i can share my herbal remedy tea with my beloved pet. i hope you fuckers are happy
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bombing:

because of all of your incessant tendencies to turn normal everyday things into so called “memes” i can no longer safely find out whether or not i can share my herbal remedy tea with my beloved pet. i hope you fuckers are happy

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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carpeumbra:

dimitrajoy:

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

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tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

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even fucking george clooney wtf

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steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

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salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

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elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

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sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

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alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

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Remember this is in the same universe as the machete movies

THIS IS ABSURD SPY KIDS IS THE BEST MOVIE TRILOGY EVER MADE AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DEFAMATION. THEY MADE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 

(Source: breadlesbian, via perks-of-being-chinese)