Where Kweens Rule

This blog is for basically anything amusing I find on here whether that be dick jokes or boobs. I enjoy both and hope you do too :) (yellowbirdsang is meh instagram)

Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever tried tipping you with something other than money?

stripperina:

Yeah, Canadian money.

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

What have you done o.o

(via humorstop)

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via humorstop)